Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Close your eyes, eh?

Maddie has suggested that a blowjob is a blowjob - and if it weirds me out that I might enjoy one from a guy, that I should just close my eyes.

So, Maddie being my friend, and smart, and thoughtful, I have to consider this idea. And as I'm considering it, all I can think is, "yuck." So I stop what I'm doing, and sit quietly in a dark room, free from distractions, which I how I do most of what I think of as my "important" thinking. It's much easier for me to stay focused on a single thought this way.

It occurs to me that since girls don't get "blowjobs" they get "head," I should be consistent. So getting head is getting head. I'll admit that I think probably guys do a better job of giving head to guys and girls probably do a better job of giving head to girls. Having the equipment your servicing, I think, lends itself to a more qualified knowledge of how to make that machine hum. And I can live with that. Still doesn't make me want to have a man go down on me. I can live with a little less in the area of expertise and "coach up."

But I wonder if Maddie really feels that getting head is getting head, if she could close her eyes and still enjoy the experience if it were one of her brothers...

Because I think it's different. Closing my eyes isn't enough. Knowing is the problem. And if that makes me somehow less evolved, than I'll apologize and hope to someday be enlightened. I understand the reasoning behind her arguments. But I know what I want (at least in this sense), and it's girly. Soft. Tender. With tits and ass. Pussy. Yes please!

Maddie? Comment?

7 Comments:

At 9:09 PM, Blogger Madeline Glass said...

Colton,

Marcus would like to comment. Please adjust your settings to accept comments from non-bloggers.

...Unless you just want him to come over and suck your dick.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Colton said...

Marcus, pleased to meetcha! believe I've changed the settings so I can hear from you. Love to hear your thoughts.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Jefferson said...

I get the distinct impression that Colton is trying to find the words to ask me to suck his cock.

Just come on out and ask, son!

And remember, Madeline speaks with the fervor of a new convert. Why, it wasn't so long ago she had to close her eyes to imagine what it would be like to lick pussy.

And now . . .

Well, it just brings a tear to my eyes.

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Madeline Glass said...

I have an extremely hard time picturing any ONE of my brothers (there are many)fucking ANYONE, for some reason.

So the idea of closing my eyes and imagining them giving me head is a bit of a problem. But if I didn't know, and THEY didn't know...

I mean, we're all really hot people; right, Cole?

Seriously, if he weren't my brother, Andy (the second one- the deadhead-turned-redneck) would be MINE!

Cos THAT boy is fine.

Fuck. Now I'm thinking about cocksucking and pussy eating. Bitches.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger Jefferson said...

I think I would very much like to fuck Andy. What's his favorite drink?

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous marcus said...

thats weird, Jefferson... i fucked a guy named andy just yesterday. really! he was hot, too, and hadnt been f'd in a long time. one thing though, he kept asking me if he was tight enough. kind of a turn off for me, if you must know.

anyway, colton, there's my first comment! (hey, dude.)

 
At 8:23 AM, Blogger figleaf said...

Hey Colton,

Just say you've got a heterosexuality fetish. Everybody understands the way fetishes work.

When I first went out into the wide world I became very good friends with an exclusively gay man. Everyone else in our circle of friends either was or claimed to be bisexual. My friend and I caught grief for not being able to "love everyone equally."

While we're at it my friend had the greatest pickup line: Would you be offended if I made a pass at you? He used it on me soon after we met. I said "I won't be offended but I'll decline if you do." We understood each other pretty well.

Anyway, the point is Kinsey's orientation scale goes from 2.5 all the way out to zero and five respectively. If you wind up a zero, even after you seriously consider the alternatives, well that's nothing to be ashamed of.

 

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